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Hello my name is Mr. Moriarty i am a former super villain turned investigative journalist. My mission is to investigate the evils of this world and show them to the world.
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Peace talks with Kim Jong Un
yesterday at approximately 1300 hours I signed a peace treaty with the idiot Kim Jung UN. the fat man was easy to please, I gave him Twinkies to please him and to "sweeten" the deal. in the end Mr. Un had given up all of nuclear program(also gave me all his scientists) and an infinite supply of AK-47's and rocket launchers. My story of conquest continues, next stop... The MOON!
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You spelled "*Jong" wrong. Twinkies won't save you now.
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